I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

they saw the chance
they took the chance
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
Everyone’s favourite Star Trek character is Porthos
//who’s a good space puppy? You are! Yes you are!
This dog and I have had to learn to share the bed again. I’ve never known something so small to take up so much space.



Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent